‘Zelensky loves your ass’

‘Zelensky loves your ass’

In just a couple of hours, I would be glued to the television set, where CNN and BBC would broadcast one of the most addictive, intriguing, absurd, comical and outrageous courtroom dramas – although it is taking place in Congress and it is political, not a legalistic debate and elected officials, first the representatives would decide if they impeach Trump, then the senators would probably let the despicable clown go away free and flaunting, ready to engage in bribery, quid pro quo, extortion and more, given that the republicans have the majority and have clearly forgotten their usual stance against Russia, concern for national security and they are now solely concerned with the fat ass of the man with the Narcissistic Personality Disorder.

Thankfully, this unfolding drama has many humorous, if offensive aspects, such as the ‘outlandish’ phone call – not the infamous one with the ‘do us a favor’- between Sondland, ambassador to the EU, because he had donated $ 1,000,000 to the trump inauguration party, and involved against the rules into Ukraine policy – ambassador Taylor was also extremely humorous when he was pressed by the rather bizarre council for the minority on the ‘parallel channel and the fact that it was not so outlandish as it could be’, in the words of Seth Meyers, he looked like someone on the subway, asked to touch a lizard – and the Absurd leader of the free world.

Sondland says to Trump that ‘Zelensky loves your ass’ and then when questioned by the political man at the Kiev embassy, the contributor to the inauguration states that he ‘only cares about the big stuff, the investigations into the Bidens and does not give a shit about Ukraine’ – this is at the same time scandalous, catastrophic, but it is also salacious, funny – I mean, we used to feel inferior and so far behind the gracious, sublime, superior Americans and now look at them and what they praise and admire – granted, this is the Bible belt, rednecks and men and women with mental challenges – my sister, now in Chicago is ashamed of all this.

CNN had some reporting in Florida, and in some swing states, where apparently normal women would insist that they would vote for this crazy crook no matter what and when the now infamous issue of him shooting someone in daylight came up, one of these fans went on to ask why did he shoot that victim and emphasize that the president has great powers and has the right to…well, do almost anything, as the lunatic himself repeats to nausea, that he has the second amendment on his side, he can pardon himself, ask China, not just Ukraine to look at his rivals…

Recently, a court of law established that the Trump foundation has been misappropriating funds, for the money donated by individuals to this Mafioso outfit were used to…buy huge portraits of Trump and it seems the children of the Godfather have to attend to charity lessons, where they would eventually, hopefully learn that it is not nice or legal to steal from others  -even worse when it is from an organization that is supposed to help those who need it and not be used to make some rich – but not as s=rich as they claim – fatcats with such an extraordinarily low IQ and especially EQ.

This is an American affair, but given that what they do affects everyone, it is also one of the most pressing issues elsewhere, perhaps especially for those of us who live at the Russian frontier – by the way, here’s a joke on the matter: at the border, a customs officer is asking a traveler who walks in –

-          Name?

-          Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin

-          Occupation?

-          Not now, this time just visiting…

The scandal of the extortion and bribery of the rather lame, somewhat ridiculous and ready to do an investigation – too eager and somewhat corrupt for one who had promised change, pretending to bring in a fresh start and face – Zelensky has repercussions all over the world and the Russians, Putin would register the signals and push with heir already aggressive policy in their neighborhood and far away – look at their implication, admittedly small, in Venezuela, where they want to prop up the local tyrant, Maduro – occupying for now the Crimea – which candidate Donald saw as part of Russia and the now president does not give a shit about – and later on, maybe Moldova, the Baltic states and then why stop there, if the ‘greatest president in history, the stable genius’ has recently abandoned other allies, the Kurds that have fought the Islamic State, only to find that in this new age, loyalty is nothing, unless it is for the Great Supreme Leader.

Trump is envious of tyrants like Xi – he wrote about the fact that Xi is president for life and they should try that in the US, although now that he has had to go to the hospital, perhaps – Insha’Allah! – that would not be a long domination – Kim of north Korea, one of the most abhorrent, perhaps the most regimes in the world and nevertheless, the cretin – there is no other word to describe him – declares that they have met and ‘they fell in love’, the same tune with Erdogan and others, while allies are always scolded, even insulted and dismissed, because they are not dictators after all…

The decline of America is imminent, if this does not prove a catastrophic, one time accident and they return to normal, be that Pete Buttigieg, Joe Biden or even Elizabeth Warren, the latter being rather extreme and for the moment rather dangerous in her extreme left views, which she shares with the other radical, Sanders…